Ferre

a crypto bro’s girlfriend in a bear market

Gm legends☀️

Told my grandpa I tried buying AAVE with our entire $50M family fortune on CowSwap and turned it into $36K.

Someone wiped out ~$50M with a momentary mistake today.
A user tried to buy $AAVE with $50M USDT through the Aave interface.
The interface warned about extreme slippage, but the user confirmed it on mobile.
Result:
$50,432,688 spent
324 AAVE received
So roughly $50M → ~$35K.
The Aave team said they will try to contact the user and return the $600K fee collected from the transaction.

web2 me Vs web3 me

If you don’t have this… I’m sorry but you’re not a real creator.

In 1995, a man rubbed lemon juice on his face and robbed two banks.
He believed it would make him invisible to cameras.
His proof? A Polaroid where he “didn’t appear.”
The lemon burned his eyes, so he pointed the camera at the ceiling.
Arrested within hours.

This girl literally faked her own death on Facebook to avoid a $283 debt.

Bro to Bro:
Always pretend like you don’t have money.

Bro to Bro: If a hot girl messages you about crypto, block him.

Financial Advisor: "Only risk 5% of your weath on crypto."
Me who is all in on crypto:

GM everyone
Locked in

Once I'm worth 8 figs
I'll come here
Not Dubai