finally optimized my open claw stack so when I get a DM it triggers an n8n workflow that fires a webhook to zapier on my mac mini which runs a multi-step zap that pings a slack channel through an MCP server that routes to my custom claude API endpoint which summarizes the message and sends a POST request to my discord bot that parses the JSON and triggers a make scenario that calls a second n8n instance running on a raspberry pi under my desk which fires another webhook to a telegram bot that screenshots the message and sends it through a middleware layer I built at 3am that nobody understands including me which then triggers an airtable automation that updates a notion database that syncs to a google sheet through a cron job that pings my second slack workspace the one I made specifically for automations that nobody is in which triggers another MCP tool call that routes through my langchain agent that calls claude again to re-summarize the already summarized message but this time with bullet points which then fires a zapier webhook that triggers a make scenario that sends a twilio SMS to my VA in the philippines who copies the text and pastes it into a whatsapp group that triggers a whatsapp bot I paid someone on fiverr to build that sends a push notification to my apple watch which taps my wrist while I’m sitting on the toilet and I look down read the original message and reply “ok” 47 minutes later then I post on twitter about how automation changed my life