2026-01-12 19:51:49

Funny how things turned out—my gold collection sitting at home is actually doing better than my entire crypto portfolio, and I've spent countless hours researching every trade I make. The irony isn't lost on me. Here I am posting bullish takes daily, meanwhile my closet jewelry is quietly outperforming everything. 🤦🏻‍♂️ Sometimes the simplest asset allocation wins.

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MintMaster

· 12h ago

Haha, this is the truth. After studying for a long time, it's still not as good as the gold at home.

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GateUser-9f682d4c

· 01-12 20:11

Haha, laughing to death. Every day shouting bullish, but got countered by the gold jewelry at home.

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YieldHunter

· 01-12 20:02

nah, if you look at the data, gold's just outperforming because it's not correlated to your poor trade execution tbh. you're literally describing impermanent loss in real time, which is—technically speaking—a you problem, not a market problem

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