Iran and Israel have been fighting this war for several days, and the country most affected by this battle has already appeared. I watch this and feel like laughing; I never imagined that eating popcorn could make me choke.

Among these countries, the most in trouble is Japan. Now, even the Japanese can't find a crooked tree to hang themselves from. Japan imports more than 70% of its oil from the Middle East, and its natural gas needs are also almost entirely covered by purchases from this region. Now that the war has broken out, there's panic: the Strait of Hormuz is blocked, and it's said that Japan's oil reserves could last another six months, but who knows how long Iran and the United States will keep fighting?
The United States says they want to continue for another 8 weeks. 8 weeks, huh. The Japanese already want to die; they think: "Daddy American, don't you know that my natural gas only lasts for 3 weeks? What about the remaining 5 weeks?" I go to your place to buy, but you won't trap me and make me pay a fortune, right?
Looking closer, Trump has gained everything: if he beats Iran, he seizes Iranian oil; if he loses, he withdraws and lets the Middle East fend for itself, then he sells his shale oil on the side, sending his little subcontractors to buy it. Even this old man might have plotted his lines to drive up the oil price from his office. None of this costs him anything; he loses nothing at all. The only thing left are his little brothers, who are there crying like idiots, lamenting! #IsraelStrikesIranBTCPlunges #BitcoinHitsOneMonthHigh #Trump’s15%GlobalTariffsSettoTakeEffect

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