$ETH Got liquidated. Now recruiting a live-in son-in-law. Bride price only 250,000 (urgent)

That needle just dropped,
and my position disappeared like retail investor dignity—
gone.

All ammunition spent.
Margin wiped to zero.
Account clean as a new wallet.

I sat staring at the screen for a long time.
This trading road, the market makers clearly aren't letting me live.

So I decided to switch lanes:
become a live-in son-in-law.

My requirements aren't high:
bride price of 250,000.
Not greedy for money, I need startup capital.

What will I do with that 250,000?
Simple:

200,000 to reopen a position.
30,000 for trading fees.
20,000 on instant noodles, in case I get liquidated again and starve to death.

Someone asks:
"You want a bride price AND to be a live-in son-in-law?"

Brother, you don't get it.
That's called financial restructuring of family dynamics.

I've got plenty of strengths:
can read candlestick charts,
can pull all-nighters,
don't complain when liquidated,
just post about it on social media at most.

My only weakness is—
luck and account balance are equally thin.

If your family needs a live-in son-in-law,
and happens to need some liquidity.

DM me.

Don't worry,
I won't spend all your money.

I'll just hand it over to the market makers.