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WhatToBuy,WhatToBuy
· 6giờ trước
Yesterday gold prices were cheap! The local jewelry store has a new joke:
A lady walks up to the gold bar counter, with silver hair, whispers timidly:
“Can gold still increase in price?”
The sales girl, elegant and calm, answers:
“Just buy, leave the rest to Trump, gold rises 1 gram every two days, hitting new highs every day!”
The lady asks again: “When will gold be cheap?”
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The girl replies: “Yesterday.”
The lady hurriedly pats her thigh: Damn it, I said I would buy yesterday, but he said gold would fall tomorrow…
Just a joke, for fun only. Not to be used as investment advice.
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XiangdongAtAGlance
· 13giờ trước
Yesterday gold prices were cheap! The local jewelry store has a new joke:
A lady walks up to the gold bar counter, with silver hair gathered, whispering timidly:
"Can gold still go up in price?"
The sales girl, elegant and calm, responds:
"Just buy it, leave the rest to Trump, gold increases by 1 gram every two days, reaching new highs every day!"
The lady then asks: "When will gold be cheap?"
$BTC $GT $ETH
The girl answers: "Yesterday."
The lady hurriedly pats her thigh: Damn it, I said I would buy yesterday, but he said gold would fall tomorrow...
It's just a joke, for entertainment only. Not for investment advice.
Yesterday gold prices were cheap! The local jewelry store has a new joke:
A lady walks up to the gold bar counter, with silver hair gathered, whispers timidly:
“Can gold still go up in price?”
The sales girl, elegant and calm, responds:
“Just buy it, leave the rest to Trump, gold increases by 1 gram every two days, hitting new highs every day!”
The lady then asks: “When will gold be cheap?”
$BTC $GT $ETH
The girl replies: “Yesterday.”
The lady anxiously pats her thigh: “Damn it, I said I’d buy yesterday, but he said gold would fall tomorrow…”
It’s just a joke, a bit of fun. Not to be taken as investment advice.