My wife calls me, panicked.
The call is from her number, and her voice is unmistakable- that’s my wife.
‘Babe, our son is hurt. He's about to get liquidated. I’m at his laptop but they won’t take my credit card and I need USDC to get him margin. Please send me 3000 USDC as soon as you can, his position is really not doing well.’
Me- ‘Wow, that’s scary. Can you count to one million right now?.’
Her (it) - ‘What? I can definitely count to one million, but it would take a little longer! This is your wife, our son is getting liquidated. Send the USDC now!!’
Me- ‘I’ll call you back. I don’t believe