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That Generation Z loses interest in monitoring the war after 3 days is the most honest thing anyone has shown us about attention span.
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I received an email through my website contact form from a teenager who said:
“I found your wallet.”
I attached a photo of my Prada wallet with my driver’s license, debit card, and credit cards inside. She wrote: "Please call me to return it to you."
The craziest part? I didn’t even know it was lost.
I had found it in the parking lot of a mall where I get my nails done. When I called her, she told me she had been worried for hours because she knew that when I realized it was missing, I would get "frenzied."
Then I spoke with her mom, who sent me her address. I drove about 30 minutes to her hou
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Nahhh, the quality difference between Spotify and Apple Music is crazy 😭
And if you try YouTube Premium, you'll be blown away
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To be called inconsistent, you have to be consistently inconsistent... which makes you consistent.
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Yesterday I tried to resign from my job and they basically rejected my resignation because they don't have anyone to replace me.
How is that my problem?!
And then... my boss ( whom I adore, let's not deceive ourselves ) told me: "If you stay, I need you to get better."
Sir, I told him I want to leave.
I'm not working on anything. 🤣
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Arabic is difficult to learn, but the fact that the phrase "good night" is translated as "may you wake up with good news" is unbeatable.
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The Muslim world is divided regarding Iran:
Muslim countries in favor of overthrowing the regime:
Jordan 🇯🇴
Kuwait 🇰🇼
United Arab Emirates 🇦🇪
Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦
Oman 🇴🇲
Qatar 🇶🇦
Bahrain 🇧🇭
Muslim countries against the elimination of the regime:
Great Britain 🇬🇧
France 🇫🇷
Spain 🇪🇸
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"Baby boomers had it much easier when it came to buying houses."
They also dined out about three times a year, never traveled, and worked overtime all the time.
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99.99% of your problems would be solved with more money. It's unfortunate, but true.
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🔥10 Degrees with the Lowest Unemployment Rate
1) Pharmaceutical ~ 1%
2) Electrical Engineering ~ 1.5%
3) Computer Science ~ 2%
4) Computer Engineering ~ 2%
5) Nursing ~ 2%
6) Mechanical Engineering ~ 2.5%
7) Civil Engineering ~ 2.5%
8) Accounting ~ 3%
9) Finance ~ 3.5%
10)…Show More
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BILL GATES IS IN PANIC.
A Harvard genetics project he secretly funded has just come to light.
It's Jeffrey Epstein's DNA.
And this gets worse.
Someone just accessed Harvard's system and modified the consent form of a deceased individual. The new date? March 4, 2026.
Yesterday.
The project was called “Project Purity.”
It wasn't about sequencing genomes.
It was about harvesting them.
Gates funneled $1.2 billion through a shell company to George Church's laboratory. Their mission: collect and store the DNA of the global elite.
Gates. Epstein. The Clintons. Soros.
And 150 children from the isla
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Turmeric needs black pepper to activate. Garlic needs fat to release its compounds. Tomatoes need heat to release lycopene. Food science is real. Cook with intention and your food will become medicine.
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True bravery is when you're willing to accept anything.
Men with the lowest levels of testosterone can only defecate at home.
Autistic individuals and types of social anxiety.
The average entrepreneurs may be willing to leave one in the lobby of an upscale hotel or in a luxury grocery store.
But the bravest men,
The conquerors,
Will poop at the gas station.
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Unpopular opinion:
Landlords shouldn't be able to raise rent unless they are improving the apartment.
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WHY DO I HAVE TO RENT a movie on Prime if I already PAY for Prime???
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I have a humble request: please keep a very close eye on your financial situation. Brother, it's hard to find help when you're in ruins. It's very difficult.
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How to pay taxes until death in the United Kingdom 🇬🇧
Me: I earn €100k
HMRC: Great. We will accept about €40,000.
Me: I buy a car for €30,000.
HMRC: add 20% VAT
Me: I invest and make €20,000 profit.
HMRC: Capital gains, please
Me: I gift my son €10,000
HMRC: I hope you live 7 years
Me: I sell some things online and earn €200
HMRC: Those are income. Declare them.
Me: I buy a house for €400k
HMRC: Stamp duty, please
Me: I finally retire
HMRC: Great! Now we tax your pension.
Me: I die
HMRC: Inheritance tax, please
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A friend of mine who didn't eat pork or fish married a very beautiful woman, and every time they argued, she would cook exactly that, and he was forced to eat out.
One time, he went out to eat with a small bag and his car and never came back. It's been 5 years now.
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